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Joke of the Day

"Don't judge someone because they sin differently than you."

"Why Did John Lennon Get shot? Yoko Ducked"

"Things look 'a whole lot brighter in the morning' because of the sun. They still suck."

"Waiter Waiter there's a fly in my ice-cream ! Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year !"

"TIL if you type your password for all to see it gets censored. Look: 1337Penis Edit: GOD DANG IT"

"It's so flat... It's so flat in North Dakota, you can watch your dog run away for two weeks."

"I wrote a joke about pigeons. Stoned pigeon poetry: High Coo"

"I can't get in and out of a folding lawn chair without looking like a special needs Greco-Roman wrestler."

"Did you hear about the new Jewish Sports Car? It stops on a dime then picks it up."

"Apple CEO While world is crazy about Apple........ its CEO is crazy about bananas"