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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirates favorite letter? Them: R You: No, its the C!!!!"
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"Turns out, telemarketers don't like it when 5 year olds answer the phone and tell them princess Ariel stories."
"Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3? Because in charge Yoda was."
"How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart? When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes."
"It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban."
"[Morgan Freeman voice] Isolated from his group, this penguin will not survive [penguin voice] Hey dude, I can hear you."
"Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties? They're fun guys!"
"*Makes joke on Twitter* *5 Retweets* *Makes same joke on Facebook* *5 comments from aunts saying that the joke was inappropriate*"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ? Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters !"
"What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people? 1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired"