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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."

"I was banned from guitar class because of an inappropriate reaction to ""let's practice your fingering technique"""

"I swear to god, people these days have no morals whatsoever I was at church today and some scumbag lit a cigarette with an alter candle, I was so shocked I almost dropped my beer"

"I like my women like my heroin Smuggled in a tiny box from South East Asia"

"A1 Use this punchline to create a weird, funny tone... ""Listen, we need to sit down and have a long, hard, and possibly phallic conversation."""

"You know when your a procrastinator when... You're"

"(Generic title that catches your attention) (Mildly amusing pun)"

"Those guys spinning giant arrows outside of stores are great at getting attention but they might need some pointers on how arrows work."

"Why are spectators so happy with their jobs? Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder"

"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on pick-up lines. The librarian replies, ""It's in my house, if you want to come over and collect it."""