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Joke of the Day

"My wife sent me to a self-assertion course."

"Did you hear about the psychic dwarf that escaped prison transport? The police spokesperson said they have a small medium at large."

"Maybe the Titanic sank because there were too many cats onboard, you don't know."

"I stole a futon from a shop. I think the police are after me, so I have beenlying low."

"My girlfriend says I'm hopeless at fixing appliances. Well she's in for a shock."

"Copper wire was invented by two Jews fighting over a penny."

"What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself? Vanmailen."

"Toast should never pick a fight with me because I eat toast for breakfast."

"I'm a shy person with low self-esteem, but I'll tell you a great joke ..if you promise not to laugh."

"If you weigh 99 pounds and eat 1 pound of nachos you will be 1% nachos!"