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Joke of the Day
"On his first day, my gay friend lost his job at the sperm bank. He was caught drinking on the job."
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"Life handed me lemonade, but I was too busy around the corner captivated by how fudge is made."
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"Nobody understands how hard it is for a smooth lover like me... It's tough to find a new lover whenever my girlfriend gets her first pubes."
"How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies? He only got nailed once"
"What do you call a Pediatrist speeding in Michigan Lead foot"
"What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Lukewarm."
"How heavy is a hipster? One thousand instagrams"
"Q: ""How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?"" A: ""We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."""
"A groaner just for you... Q. What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand? A. A **VERY** large moth..."