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Joke of the Day

"What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common? They both came in a little behind."

"What does a toilet, a clitoris, and an anniversary have in common? Men usually miss all three."

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile... Such a big word for a six year old."

"Why did the lawyer go to the tailor? He wanted a law-suit"

"macklemore could poop into his own bare hands onstage & half the write-ups would be ""ah finally a rapper who isn't obsessed with shiny cars"""

"Why did princess Diana cross the street? Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt."

"If Microsoft releases a car... If Microsoft releases a car called Win10 . The same car would fit all size of drivers, from ants to Whales."

"Want to hear the one about my penis..? You wouldn't get it... It's too long."

"JON: What should I do with these extra mustard packs? MARY: Just stuff 'em in the Lazy Susan. SUSAN: Hey, I'm right here! (*remains seated*)"

"What do 7 out of 8 people enjoy? Gang rape."