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Joke of the Day
"What does a toilet, a clitoris, and an anniversary have in common? Men usually miss all three."
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"Kylo Ren: We must find Luke Skywalker General Hux: Why? He won't fight & you don't need training. Kylo: He might have cool Vader souvenirs"
"After watching Honey Boo Boo, I realize America has much bigger problems than the national debt."
"Q. Why do bakers work so hard? A. Because they need the dough"
"I saw these two blind guys about to fight and I shouted, ""My money's on the one with the knife."" You should have seen how fast they both ran off."
"Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter ? It's because there are more geese on that side."
"""I like the way you move!"" -Jealous inanimate object"
"What do piggys take when they are sick? Pigicillin!"
"As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: ""Let me see your phone"""
"I visited my doctor last week, and he told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked him why, because surely it's not dangerous. He said it was distracting him."