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Joke of the Day
"What do 7 out of 8 people enjoy? Gang rape."
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"My wife said yesterday... That I don't listen to her..I said: OK, sounds good"
"whats the definition of a will? (lol come on guys its a dead giveaway)"
"What is Reagan's favorite vegetable? Jim Brady"
"Mitt Romney says that people who are voting for Barack Obama don't work and don't pay taxes. I guess that means Romney is voting for Obama."
"Embracing mistakes.... I told my dad to embrace his mistakes. He cried. Then he hugged my sister & me."
"The moment when you realise that you've just lost 10 seconds of your life. [Your life]^1^0^s^e^c^o^n^d^s"
"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."
"If you're expecting a baby boy and your last name is Rowave, I've got a great recommendation for a name: Mike"
"What is a chronic masturbator's favorite meal? Strokin-off"