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Joke of the Day

"macklemore could poop into his own bare hands onstage & half the write-ups would be ""ah finally a rapper who isn't obsessed with shiny cars"""

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"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chamber."
"How many nihilists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? #"
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