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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile... Such a big word for a six year old."

"Did you hear about the Indian who drank 4 gallons of tea? They found him dead the next day in his tea pee."

"Everyone preaches body acceptance, until you show up naked at the company picnic."

"I'm so lazy, If autocorrect doesn't know the word after 3 letters I don't even bother sending the text."

"whatd the princess do after she finished a do-it-yourself abortion royal flush"

"What's the recommended age to teach your child that Google has every answer to their homework?"

"I used to drive a Ford Fiesta... Until I took some Adderal to study for my test. Now It's a ford focus"

"I'm going bananas... That's what I tell the bananas when I'm leaving."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That is a trick question, feminists can't change anything."

"I fucking hate double standards... If a girl sleeps with a load of different men, she's a slut. But when a guy does it he's a homosexual?"