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Joke of the Day

"This grocery store is playing ""Freebird"" which I interpret as an invitation to shoplift a turkey."

"Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work? 'Cause it had a hard drive."

"""So, how's life in North Korea?"" ""Well, I can't complain!"""

"Skinny girls look good in tight clothes.. butt curvy girls look good naked"

"How to spot a blind guy in a nudist colony? It ain't hard."

"Quick! How many chameleons are in the room with you right now? You can never answer this question with 100% certainty."

"How many 'friend-zoned' guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."

"what is Ceasar's slogan for his advertising company? Ceasar sell ads"

"I tried phone sex once but the holes in the dial were too small."

"Not a lot of people know this, but if you dress up like a pirate and go into Red Lobster, you eat for free."