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Joke of the Day

"This grocery store is playing ""Freebird"" which I interpret as an invitation to shoplift a turkey."

"What kills thousands of smokers a year? Natural Causes"

"I don't mind hopping on the bandwagon every once in a while, but seriously, it's 2010. Buy a fucking car already."

"If I'd been around in France when Marie Antoinette said ""let them eat cake,"" I would've been like ""wait a minute, let's hear this lady out."""

"Ever get home, look at your hair in a mirror, and wonder how many small children you terrified while you were out"

"Apparently 1 in 3 households live next door to a pedophile Not me though, I live next to two smoking hot 7 year olds."

"My friend asked me if i wanted to go to Yoga class with her. I replied.... ""NahImmastay"""

"A man is at a drug store A man is at a drug store and asks the clerk for 50 condoms. The 2 girls behind him start laughing when he turns around he says ""Make that 52"""

"What's the worst thing about being an atheist? You have no one to call to when you're having an orgasm."

"I will tell you a racist mexican joke in three, two, Juan..."