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Joke of the Day

"Ok America. You've made us chuckle with this whole Trump 2016 thing. But if we see Kanye 2020 happen... No. More. SYRUP. Love, Canada"

"Green What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's finger"

"Kind of sad that old people, who have the least amount of time left, are the ones wasting the most time typing in ""http://www."""

"A mathematician was constipated, how did he solve his problem? He worked it out with a pencil and paper."

"A woman runs into the hospital and asks Excuse me, doctor - my husband was rushed in with violent spasms in his buttocks. Where is he? Doctor- ""ICU baby, shaking that ass"" Sorry."

"Why did Hitler lose World War II? Because his Reich exceeded his grasp."

"Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children? He prefers them shaken, not stirred."

"i'm supposed to train the intern to do what i do every day, but i'm not sure how comfortable i am giving him my twitter & facebook passwords"

"My towel is now in two pieces, rip. Rip, your parents' condom XD"

"Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes."