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Joke of the Day

"Sorry if long post, but definitely worth the read 10 million years TL;DR 10 million years"

"Your ""COEXIST"" sticker inspired me to slip a Madagascar hissing cockroach through your car window at the mall. Peace."

"Before NASA sent Curiosity, Mars was bustling with cats."

"Pretty sure I just did some classical ballet move as I got off the computer chair to get to the kitchen and saw a spider on my floor."

"You guys hear about that mathematics student who was flunking? He only understood his field to a degree and decided to look at it from a new angle."

"Sex is so much more with a big penis . . . With a small penis, you're barely scratching the cervix."

"[Heart: Tell her her eyes are windows into eternity, filled with fire... Brain: Beacons, stars in a vast darkness] Mouth: HEY GREAT EYEBALLS"

"I need Volcano puns Anyone have any good volcano puns that I can use?"

"If there was such a thing g as competitive Bible Study, would the championships be called prayoffs?"

"My friend David lost his ID the other day Now we just call him dav"