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Joke of the Day
"Before NASA sent Curiosity, Mars was bustling with cats."
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"I only eat mean animals: shark, crocodile, jerk chicken, etc."
"My wife says I've left the toilet seat up ""like a bajillion times"" but I'm contacting Jill Stein to demand a recount."
"What does a pedophile order when he goes to a cannibal restaurant? Eh, just something off the kids menu."
"Hey girl are you a legendary sea monster? 'Cause you have Kraken tits"
"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Yell at her."
"Intelligence is the new cleavage"
"Maybe this lady is trying to perpendicular park."
"I told my friends that I'm going on a date with a gorgeous girl, and they teased me that she's imaginary. Joke's on them, they are too."
"The Chipotle I went to apologized for not having any lettuce today. I said ""It's cute that you think I'm here for that."""