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"My friend David lost his ID the other day Now we just call him dav"
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"What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ? You can't keep a good man down !"
"I asked a Jewish person what they do in their spare time Apparently Hebrews."
"Well, I wouldn't say the easiest. What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair? * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Cancer"
"How does a black girl know shes pregnant? When all the cotton is picked off her tampon."
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was inventing single-ply toilet paper."
"I avoid making eye contact like my loneliness depends on it."
"Who's your friend?"
"I love being a mom. I just left the vacuum running in front of my teenagers door until he woke up. Should have done what I asked, lil shit!"