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Joke of the Day
"What do Nazis drink for breakfast? Orange Jews."
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"What did one helmet say to the other I'll stay here, you go on a head"
"Saying that you were touched by Jesus... ...is a completely different story in a Mexican prison."
"I was watching Jurassic park the other day, when I thought, ""Not only does my son have a stupid name, but he's also a shit driver""."
"What sexual position... Do you not want your new girlfriend to ask you put her in? The fetal position."
"Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment? Because business is booming."
"Had no idea why my salad was $175, 'til the waiter explained that they only use Beets by Dre."
"[first date] me: don't let her know you vocalise everything you think her: what? me: shit she knows"
"I saw an American Bridge player crying last night She said she bid 4 No Trump"
"*walks into library* ""Excuse me, where are your books about asking librarians out on dates?"""