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Joke of the Day

"What did one helmet say to the other I'll stay here, you go on a head"

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Its a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."

"Your mom is so fat Even Jesus couldn't lift her spirits up."

"Just watched a pirated movie On a scale of 1-10, I'd give it a 3.14"

"I've got a mentally disabled flamboyantly homosexual friend. I describe him as being flame retardant."

"Damn girl are you Schrodinger's cat cos you're in a box and all these nerds are talking about you? Sir have some respect this is a funeral."

"Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge? They are for those who don't drink!"

"What do you call a robbery in China ? A Chinese take away !"

"Some people follow their dreams, I follow lunatics on the internet."

"Apparently when I'm at Olive Garden I'm family. So why did they call the cops when I left without paying? My family never makes me pay."