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Joke of the Day
"why did the snowman smile? He saw the snowblower coming"
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"Judge: Order in the court [from the back] Me: Can I get a large pepperoni pizza with... [puts hand over speaker and looks around] what?"
"Why did Moe finally decide to kill of Homer Simpson's son? he realized he was a Bartender"
"What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining? ""BAAAHH RAIN!"""
"What do lesbian couples do when they are both on their periods? finger paint!"
"Whoever invented the carpet sweeper probably died laughing."
"France and Italy simultaneously declare war on each other France surrenders Italy changes sides Both lose"
"One of my favorite hockey jokes Son: Dad, what's the playoffs? Father: I don't know son, were maple leaf fans."
"Wanna hear my favorite 4/20 joke? Heh... what?"
"A woman is on trial For beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says,'First offender?' She says, 'No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!'''"