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Joke of the Day
"I farted on the bus today and four people turned around. I actually felt like I was on the voice."
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"I wish Adele would hurry up and put out another album so I could end this relationship."
"I opened the door and said ""Honey, I'm home..."", she didn't reply She just stood still in the glass jar."
"How do you top a car? Tep on the brake, tupid!"
"Sex is like a gas station..!! Sometime you get full service... Sometimes you gotta ask for service and sometimes you have to be happy with self service.!"
"What's the difference between jam and jelly You can't jelly your cock in her ass"
"Why does 8 hate 7? Because 7 8 9"
"*cat lays on my leg* *I remain perfectly still for hours, so she won't leave* *I move half an inch* *cat buys bus-ticket for next town over*"
"What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose? One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny"
"You guys are even more beautiful now that I'm wearing my ""wine glasses""."