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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a crazy judge? Judgemental"
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"I'm sorry sir, your wife didn't make it. Was it *sniff* the lack of prayers on Facebook? Yes sir, I'm afraid it was."
"How do you feel when there is no coffee? Depresso"
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"*Good Will Hunting* Professor: are you the janitor who's been solving the math equations? me: [writing '80085' on every chalkboard] yes?"
"I spent some time at the wife's grave this morning. She's not dead or anything, she thinks I'm digging a pond."
"My dad wanted me to play soccer So I kicked him in the crotch. He asked, ""Why did you do that?"" I replied,""That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right? Kick balls?"""
"She says talking to me is like talking to a kid. Therapist: And how many years has this been going on? *holds up 6 fingers* This many"