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Joke of the Day

"I lit candles & put a trail of rose petals all over the house in confusing patterns so my husband can't find me drinking in the closet."

"Even in the darkest moments there's always a light at the end of the tunnel, but yours will probably be an oncoming freight train."

"Why do black folk carry around ""boomboxes""? it's just their stereo-type!"

"I came online to watch porn and start arguements And I'm typing this with my left hand."

"To neigh or not to neigh... That is equestrian."

"Trying to assemble a team of superhero sex offenders. We definitely need the Flash."

"What do black people get on their math test? (Warning offensive!) Chicken grease."

"Skrillex is the worst lab partner I've ever had to work with. Every time I hand him a beaker of alkaline solution, he drops it."

"Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th? Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas."

"Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS? A: When they aren't upright they're grand."