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Joke of the Day
"What do black people get on their math test? (Warning offensive!) Chicken grease."
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"You think Japanese teenagers are shocked the first time they see a real live naked woman & it's not all pixelated looking down there?"
"Women who draw in their eyebrows are making a serious decision about what mood they're in for the rest of that day."
"I'll never forget where I was when I found out I have Alzheimer's"
"Stevie Wonder walks into a bar... and a chair, and a table."
"At first I was shocked by how graphic the sex scenes in Rise of the Planet of the Apes was.... Then I realized I was watching Interracial Gangbangs part 7"
"Daddy long legs are the NBA players of spiders."
"Never seen a bar fight break out while people are drinking wine. Beer, yes. Hard liquor, yes. But not wine."
"*puts kid in tub* *checks twitter* *forgets about kid* *tweets* *remembers kid* *finds kid-shaped prune floating in tub*"
"What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines"