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Joke of the Day
"What does a Jewish turtle say when it first meets someone? SHELLom"
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"But I'm the good kind of abomination, right???"
"A man has a sore throat and goes to the doctor... Doctor: ""Your tonsils gotta come out."" Patient: ""I want a second opinion!"" Doctor: ""Okay, I don't like your haircut."""
"Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected."
"What do you call four drowning spanish teachers? Cuatro sinko. ;)"
"What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear."
"What do you call a computer that is running slow? Restarted."
"Red Bull gives you wings... So what do you get when you drink Green Bull? Twigs!"
"Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now? One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years."
"when she gives me her autograph I love it when she signs the restraining order without dotting the i with a heart, playing hard to get I see!"