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Joke of the Day
"Who has the biggest duck in Compton? A tripod"
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"""I shit you not"" - Yoda claiming dibs on the bathroom"
"In germany there are lots of jokes about the polish, so... What did Piotr get for christmas? ... Your iPod!"
"I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. Because I have no idea where sandwiches live..."
"A paedophile, a sadist, and a Priest walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink."
"I gave a blind man 10$ He told me he'll pay me back the next time he sees me."
"I married a beautiful woman - a smart one too. Hopefully they'll never meet."
"overheard some guy say ""finals week sucks."" little does he know, everything sucks"
"One thing that Sean Connery asked his wife only once and never again. To sit on his face."
"The GOP should be like a good hand in Bridge No Trump"