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Joke of the Day

"There are only 10 types of persons in the world Those who don't know binary, those who know and those who did not know that this joke is base 3."

"Did you hear about the neutron who was arrested? He was held without charge."

"Watching football (soccer), I see that it is very relevant to my life Little to no goals"

"I accidentally filled the escort with diesel, she died."

"How much for the best friend? Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale."

"The government closed my non-profit clean needle exchange because we were just wiping 'em off with an old rag."

"What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370"

"""DO NOT HIT ME. THE TURTLES DO NOT HIT SPLINTER. I AM SPLINTER TO YOU."" -real thing I just said to my son"

"What is a four-letter word for a woman that ends in ""unt""? Aunt."

"My wife and I only smoke after sex; I've had the same pack since 2003. She's up to three packs a day. Rodney Dangerfield"