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Joke of the Day
"I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. Because I have no idea where sandwiches live..."
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"Where do you find a dog with no legs? The last place you left it."
"Donald Trump says he went to the University of Pennsylvania, but I could have sworn he went to Syracuse. Because he sure is an Orange Man."
"a tv show where a group of friends just text each other but never hang out"
"What's the worst part about dating a French horn player? Whenever you kiss, they shove their fist up your ass."
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a $1.70 a packet and deer nuts are under a buck"
"How do depressed frogs die? They Kermit suicide."
"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anybody can roast beef, but it takes a special skill to pea soup."
"I'm going to do my Christmas shopping in Missouri. I hear the deals are so hot the stores are practically on fire!"
"Why doesn't the queen's farts smell? Because it's a noble gas."