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Joke of the Day
"I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. Because I have no idea where sandwiches live..."
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"Why do vegans give good head? Because they are used to eating nuts"
"Foreigner: I wanna know what love is.. Me: It's a feeling you get when.. Foreigner: I want you to show me.. Me: Ok, like wow. We just met"
"I go to a gym called Resolutions. It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, then becomes a bar for the remaining 50."
"What is the frat guy's favorite ion? Bromide"
"Two Condoms Two condoms are walking down the street and pass a gay bar. The first condom turns, looks at the other and asks; Wanna get shit faced?"
"Do you remember when you used to blow bubbles? Well he's back in town and said he misses you."
"Two aliens sitting in a bar... The first looks at the second and says ""bleep loop do dooee day baaarrggg"" The second looks ask at the first a d says ""shut up frank, you're drunk"""
"Every episode of my life starts with a short recap and the voice over says ""Previously on wasted potential..."""
"What do you call a pig that has never been tested for an infection? Uncultured swine."