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Joke of the Day
"Why did the meatball chef get fired from the middle school cafeteria? They caught him stroganoff."
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"if america goes the way of greece, we'll be ending all our words with ""ous."" that's ridiculous! omg, it's already started"
"October tenth is a day that I rate... 10/10"
"What's better than four roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ."
"I keep an extra stash of tampons in my purse to launch at blowhards who punctuate the end of their sentence with the word, ""Period!"""
"Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas."
"Since Monopoly replaced its tiny iron, the talking mice in my walls now all have wrinkled shirts."
"What do you call a half-white and half-Hispanic baby? A baby."
"An Irishman walks out of a bar.. ."
"What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber"