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Joke of the Day
"What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano? He played many more pieces."
Next Joke
"Mom: Why are you eating my flowers? Me: I'm gonna be young FOREVER! Mom: How? Me: Duh, from the stem cells. Mom: I'm worried about you."
"They finally replaced the old clock It's about time."
"Your Momma so dumb She bought a book on how to read"
"I just discovered a subreddit called /r/abs Turns out it wasn't about arabic culture."
"Before I go to bed, I like to take a bath and than listen to Single Ladies. Its my own Bed, Bath and Beyonce."
"Pease don't make fun of dyslexic dwarfs! It's not big and it's not clever!"
"I went to a feminist picnic the other day... It was great, but no one made sandwiches."
"A funny thing to do would be to text random numbers with ""I got the live bees you sent, they'll do nicely"""
"Why do suicide bombers have 72 virgins? one for each chunk."