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Joke of the Day

"What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas? Cancer."

"What did Neil Armstrong say when he was offered another trip to the moon 'I'm over the moon'"

"The doctor asked me if I was having trouble getting an erection.. I said, getting one is not my problem it's finding someone to give it to."

"Bawk to the Future #ChickenMovies"

"Did you hear about the lumberjack who was looking oking for help? He went to town and found another feller."

"Bad news: none of the fireworks at the Trump rally misfired and killed me!"

"How do you become a hobbit? Eat, shrink and be Merry!"

"Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke? I don't know you tell me."

"What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom? Itookalook"

"What do you call a religious duck? A Quacker"