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Joke of the Day
"What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas? Cancer."
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"I, for one, support these crazy killers dressing up like clowns. It was a lot harder to see them coming when they were dressing like cops."
"Did you hear about that spicy knight? Sir Acha."
"Supposedly Adam Ant has been trying to impress Robert Plant for years... ...everyone knows Adam Ant doesn't move Robert Plant, but he's got high hopes."
"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party? ""I'll be Bach"""
"Your vagina is so dry... ...That Native Americans do rain dances around it."
"My New Year's resolution is *removes sunglasses* 2048x1080. I'll explain. *perches on desk* You see, the word 'resolution' can also refer t"
"Guys are like bears, if you lay very still they'll paw at you a little bit then give up and go look for food.."
"my dogs in jail.. for watching kitty porn"
"I took my son to the zoo yesterday. Really did they accept him?"