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Joke of the Day
"It's Cyber Monday, sooo.... what are you wearing?"
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"a C, an E flat, and a G walk into a bar... the bartender says: sorry, we don't serve minors."
"Where do snowmen put their webpages? On the winternet."
"TRAINER: you know what they say ME: no pain! lo mein! TRAINER: it's ""no gain"" ME: (eating Chinese food) i like this better"
"How do you make a hormone? Slap her in the face and refuse to pay her."
"I can spell relief with one letter P!"
"What did one Spanish speaking white supremacist say to the other Spanish speaking white supremacist after eating a piece of delicious cake? Que queque!"
"If you're American when you go into the bathroom... ...and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? European"
"How do you make a nun pregnant? NSFW Dress her up as an altar boy."
"So you know the show Say Yes To The Dress There should be a show about women deciding whether or not to get an abortion called ""Say Maybe To The Baby"""