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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a hormone? Slap her in the face and refuse to pay her."
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"video games hav a negative effect on children they teach them to learn and adapt to any world they find themselves in adn overcome obstacles"
"Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels? She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf."
"I just submitted my application to be on the next season of Survivor... Which apparently was not the answer my dad was looking for when he asked ""How is the job search going?"""
"Just once when someone says, ""Is anyone there?"" in a scary movie, I want the villain to be like. ""What up. I'm over here. You got me."""
"Remember to keep the 'inmate' in 'intimate' by getting married."
"I put winks at the end of texts to add a confusing air of creepy. ""Making breakfast. ;)"" ""Walking the dog. ;)"" ""Broke in to your house ;)"""
"My sons kidnappers: if u ever want to see your son alive, press 1. Para Espanol marque dos Me: ugh i just want to speak to a real person"
"Why is the letter N the most powerful letter? Because it is in the middle of TNT."
"One-Liner: Jobs growth in the United States is now down to just hair and fingernails."