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Joke of the Day
"I can spell relief with one letter P!"
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"Yo momma so bald head she put a weave cap on and it weave her cull"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Coffin ! Coffin who ? Coffin and spluttering !"
"Becoming a vegetarian Is a big missed steak."
"What's the fastest liquid on earth? Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it."
"Blowjobs did not live up to my expectations. They suck."
"""Tell me where the money is or else I kill the girl"" -just to be clear, if I don't tell you she dies but I get to live right?"
"Did you hear about the homosexual magician? He disappeared in a poof."
"The hoodie & shorts combo outfit, because you almost understand how body heat works."
"For the next president we should just elect the CEO of a dildo company at least they're honest about how they fuck people"