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Joke of the Day
"Where do snowmen put their webpages? On the winternet."
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"Say ""raise up lights"" out loud. You just said ""razor blades"" with an Australian accent."
"What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones? -Diving"
"So did you hear Buckwheat from The Little Rascals converted to Islam... He now goes by Kareem O' Wheat."
"How many ears does Spock have? A right ear, a left ear, and the final front ear."
"Me: ""This Chardonnay is so nice, I can really taste the oaky undertones"" ""Sir those are just chunks of cork from opening it with your keys"""
"I like my women like I like my wemoweh a wemoweh a wemoweh a wemoweh IN THE JUNGLE THE MIGHTY JUNGLE THE LION SLEEPS TONIIIIIIIIGHT"
"I stepped on two raccoons today, but I'm just gonna play it cool and wear them as slippers for the rest of my life."
"Most of the things I would kill myself over losing didn't even exist 10 years ago."
"Perfect girls are found at every corner of the earth... unfortunately, the earth is round."