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Joke of the Day

"I was Given a Madden Game Guide My friend handed me a game guide on the game series Madden I gave it back to him and said It made me Maddened"

"Roses are red.... Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry Bacon!"

"When the dryer buzzer scares you so bad you have to do another load of laundry."

"Longest joke in the world (source) http://longestjokeintheworld.com"

"Why did the insomniac get arrested? He resisted a rest."

"Luke: Did you get the card I made you? Vader: I couldn't read it. Your handwriting is awful. Luke: I HAD TO WRITE WITH MY LEFT HAND."

"Why can't the bicycle stand on its own? Because it's two tired"

"Why do some girls walk in threes? They can't even."

"A man walks into a bar Ouch!"

"Why is a dog so warm in Summer? He wears a coat and pants."