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Joke of the Day

"My Christian friend got caught masturbating to a hymn It gave a whole new meaning to 'O Come All Ye Faithful'"

"Why are there no Walmarts in Syria? Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous."

"What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV? Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain."

"at the gym...what machine can i use to impress a lady??..gym instructor:try d atm machine by the road.."

"Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license? He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh."

"What you get when you turn a blonde woman upside down? A brunette with bad breath."

"What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common? They're both invisible."

"I'm going to open a store called Chasm It will be like the Gap, but a lot bigger."

"Luke, I am your father. Man you should see your face right now. It's all like waaaaaat no way."

"What would you call an EDM producer on a flagpole? Datsik but not dat well."