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Joke of the Day

"I just crashed into the back of a dwarf driver.... He gets out of the car inspects the rear bumper and goes up my window. ""I'm not happy"" he said ""well which one are you then?"""

"TIL there is a gay humility parade every year, but no one knows where or when it is. because they are too humble to say."

"I used to love The Village People until they came at me with torches. -Gay Frankenstein"

"A man worked at an orange juice factory, but he was canned because he couldn't concentrate."

"What to hear a joke? A girlfriend.. While the humor is dry, in this joke i fully understand that this is not something many of you will ever get."

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Never bring a dildo to a knife fight."

"Yo mama is so Black that she went to the funeral naked!"

"Why do the bees have honey? Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing."

"I don't watch soccer... If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 minutes, I would take my friends to the bar."