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Joke of the Day
"What tastes good on pizza but not on pussy? Crust"
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"Two men walk into a bar... Knock, knock."
"I wonder.... Sometimes I wonder what would it feel if 'Dick' is your Real name and you say : ""No hard feelings"""
"How do you get a hippy chick pregnant? Cum on her birkenstocks and let the flies do the rest"
"What happens if you steel? You have to get Alloy-er"
"What did the salmon say when it hit the wall? ""Dam"""
"My grandpa was one of the Holocaust survivors... But then again, most guards survived."
"Yo mama's like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!"
"A man with a wooden leg marries a woman with a wooden eye on their honeymoon she asks him if he wants to fool around. He replies, would I! she spits out peg leg"
"Let's hope the zombie apocalypse doesn't start in Kenya because there is no way any of us can outrun those fuckers."