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Joke of the Day

"Let's hope the zombie apocalypse doesn't start in Kenya because there is no way any of us can outrun those fuckers."

"Penis It's an insideher joke"

"My ex had a really weird fetish... She would dress as herself and act like a fucking bitch all the time."

"Please don't joke about WWII, my grandpa died in a KZ camp He fell down from the guard tower."

"What's the difference between a blimp and 365 blowjobs? One's a Goodyear; the other's a great year."

"Why do you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp? She's probably thick and tired of it."

"How is masturbation and brain damage similar? A few strokes and there's no going back."

"yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!"

"By the year 2020, the word ""Silly"" will be considered Harmful. It will be replaced by ""Seriously Challenged."""

"Q: who was the world's first carpenter? A: Eve, she made Adam's banana stand!"