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Joke of the Day

"As Caesar dies on the Senate floor, 'With or Without You' starts to play. ""U2, Brutus?"" He sighs, coughing wearily as the world fades away."

"Kinda hard to feel sorry for myself when there's people out there who wax our private areas for a living."

"Anti-virus pioneer John McAfee is wanted by the Police for murder charges. If they catch him I guess the trial will last 30 days."

"*tries to get a life. Life: I have a girlfriend."

"Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery? Because no one man should have all that flour."

"Why do black guys like overweight white women so much? Good credit and a fat ass."

"A waiter walks up to a table of older Jewish folks... A waiter walks up to a table of older Jewish folks while they are eating and asks: ""Is ANYTHING alright?"""

"My rapper name would be ""Iffy Scent"""

"Ugh, I hate wearing this towel while my wife washes my cape."

"You know how rich people prefer Bose, Bang & Olufsen and Marantz? That's just a stereotype."