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Joke of the Day

"I went to an art contest recently... It ended in a draw."

"I'm surprised the sloths made it to the ark in time."

"Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September people say ""Wow is it Halloween already?"""

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. I don't know what they did up there, but they came back with a daughter."

"What do you call Batman skipping church? Christian bail."

"Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing? In case you get a hole in one."

"There's a new drinking game... You draw a random card from a deck & if it's black you take a shot.... We call it ""Ferguson"""

"Why did Michael Jackson have such a private life? He wasn't nosey."

"Daycare lady: *notices 3-year-old's shirt is on backward* It's cute how you let her dress herself. Me: Yes. She did that."

"A few women sit at a table quietly..."