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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes when my boyfriend makes a racist joke I am like Ugh why did I even imagine you?"

"What's a similarity between Old Navy and Jerry Sandusky... Both of their pants are half off"

"What's a nymphomaniac's favorite candy bar? Almond joy."

"What's the latest pick-up line at gay bays? Hi - mind if I push in your stool?"

"Daughter: Why don't kids at school get my sarcastic humor? Me: Because they have boring parents, darling."

"Why do we all marry? - because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!"

"Isn't it ironic that crocodiles like water and people who wear Crocs are douchbags. Ok, maybe I don't know what ironic means."

"Send me your home address and I'll mail you a personal drawing of your favorite animal as long as its a buffalo."

"Reporter: What went wrong in the Challenger launch? NASA: have you ever built a space ship? Reporter: well no bu- NASA: it's really hard"

"My penis is only two inches From the floor"