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Joke of the Day
"What do people say when they hear about the assassin from Wales? Welsh-hitman!"
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"Did you hear a bunch of surgeons are at the comedy club? It's open Mike night."
"[police chase] FRIEND: ditch the stolen stuff ME: are u sure F: just do it M: *throws out stolen anchor and car comes to a screeching halt*"
"What was the vacant lot's favorite Spoon song? Don't Make Me A Target"
"How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? FOUR!"
"Stevie Wonder (a bit racist) Stevie wonder was asked during an interview what it felt like to be blind. He answered, ""its not so bad. It could be worse, I could be black"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ? Becker the devil you know !"
"Only death will keep me from you. Or cake. Or Netflix. Or kittens....hold on, I have a list."
"It's not a matter of WHEN the world will end... ...it's WHICH Applebee's you find out at."
"What did the 2 say to the 3? Do you even, bro?"