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Joke of the Day
"What do people say when they hear about the assassin from Wales? Welsh-hitman!"
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"Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins."
"I guess I prefer Subway because they make me feel like I'm making the healthy decision when I order a loaf of bread with 18 meatballs on it."
"[bleeding out] ER Doctor: do you know your blood type? ME: I've never really thought about it TBH. As long as it has a good personality"
"It's called Wal-Mart because the Center for Disease Control was taken."
"Donald trump wins miley cyrus said she would leave the country. I'll vote for him if u throw in Justin bieber too. Good way to secure the presidency"
"Why did Sarah fall off the swings She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there Not Sarah"
"Did you hear bout that mafia goon who crossdressed as a female servant? He was a maid man."
"What do animals read in zoos? Gnus papers."
"Never have phone sex You'll catch hearing-aids"