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Joke of the Day
"What's your mom's favorite seafood resturant? Captain D's Nutz"
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"That deal's a sore dick.... Ya can't beat it!"
"People asked me to stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe."
"""Something's keeping me from masturbating,"" the young woman confided to her doctor. ""I can't quite put my finger on it."""
"Forget the ""bomb dot com"" For today's political climate and lack of punctuation, try ""Obama dot comma"""
"What web page do orphans visit the most? 404 Edit: Sorry it sucks, it's me trying to make oc."
"Do you know what the square root of 69 is? Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx....)"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Balloon ! Balloon who ? Balloon velvet !"
"I really only know one thing about Ebola. For some reason, it makes you really wanna go to the airport."
"Here's a USPS joke. Nevermind, it was lost in transit."