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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what the square root of 69 is? Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx....)"

"funny joke I thought my son would be happy that I bought him a trampoline. But ohhhh noooo, all he wants to do is sit around and cry in his wheelchair."

"Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle? He was a lion."

"Why does a VC always enter a room backwards? To keep an eye on the exit"

"If Osama Bin Laden really wanted to cripple America he'd attack Facebook"

"Doctor Griffith offers both Veterinary and Taxidermy services. His tag line is ""Either way, you get your pet back""."

"I started a three-way with a Chicken and Egg. I'll let you know."

"Do you think they named April Fool's Day in your honor?"

"My Grandfather invented the cold air balloon It never really took off."

"There's a new movement against cutting in line. Now that's a movement I can get behind!"