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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what the square root of 69 is? Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx....)"
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"So pi and the imaginary number are talking... and i says to pi, ""be rational."" Pi responds, ""u shut ur bitch-ass whore mouth or im gon shank u mofo"" and i says, ""Oh shit just got real."""
"People who don't understand what I'm trying to say are anti-semantics."
"Love....because sometimes life wants a tag team partner when it fcuks you."
"Grapes for breakfast it is! Beautiful, fermented, aged, liquified grapes."
"Every time you have McDonald's as a kid, it's a victory. Every time you have it as an adult, it's a defeat."
"What do golfers do on nights out? **par**ty."
"What do you call a slav tree? A Dimitree."
"Spell icup Why the FUCK are you watching me urinate?! FUCK YOU!!!!!"
"Adele called her first albums 19 & 21 because they are numbers that have special importance to her life Her follow up 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 is due out next month."