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Joke of the Day
"People asked me to stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe."
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"Fun to hear newscasters, while their chopper hovers over an active crime scene, scold people ""the last thing the police need is spectators"""
"What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society."
"Explanation of HANDSOME A twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people. That's why some men keep getting called handsome."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"
"Couple claiming Virginity: Girl:If this Is your 1st time,then how did u do it so well? Boy:If this Is your 1st time,then how do u know that i did well???"
"""Tell me about yourself"" Well, I'm a Canadian- ""Oh yeah? Tell me a joke funnyman"""
"What's the Syrian girl doing on the swing? Pissing off the sniper"
"If I had a time machine I'd destroy the invention of autotune and say ""good luck being famous now you talentless brats!"""
"What's a Redditor's favorite food? Copy pasta! ^^I'm ^^so ^^sorry"