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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Seattle Seahawks and the Denver Broncos made it to the finals? Because they want that **Super Bowl!**"

"Those that forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it."

"This month is called ""February,"" that stuff is called ""snow"" and unless you live in what's called the ""tropics,"" drop the shock and awe."

"How do you sink a Swedish submarine? Knock on the hatch."

"What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now? Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin."

"What's the best angle to tackle a problem? The try-angle"

"What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea? Billy Ocean"

"What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love? ""It's a Moray."""

"I used to play hard to get until I realized that I was hard to want"

"Why couldn't the pony speak clearly? He was a little hoarse."