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Joke of the Day
"What's the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Can I push your stool in?"
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"What do you call a shirt you hate? *Cloathed*"
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands"
"on the ISS... what did the American Astronaut say to the Cosmonaut? What did the American Astronaut say to the fast moving Cosmonaut? Stop Russian around."
"My fav sci-fi this year is the Bank of America ad where the 30 year old dude with a new baby has $56k in his checking account."
"I'm in trouble with my wife. I totally forgot her special birthday' that was such a big deal apparently. Still, everything went fine and it was a healthy baby boy!"
"Words can't even describe how beautiful you are. But numbers can, 3/10."
"The hardest part of eating a vegetable... Is the wheelchair."
"What was Hitler's problem when the lights went out? He could Nazi. Edit: Fuck me, Reddit. I heard you *liked* puns..."
"My old Mum used to say, ""Always give your food a good rinse before you eat it."" Lovely woman, terrible sandwiches."