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Joke of the Day

"Who is the most popular guy in the nudist colony? The one that can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen doughnuts at the same time. The most popular woman? The one that can eat the 12th doughnut."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered child molester."

"- You pay more attention to the TV than you do me! - Ma'am, do you want me to fix your cable or not?"

"*Flips over cards* It was your TC in the KIK room with the retweeter."

"Wana hear a Canadian joke? Toronto maple leafs."

"Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will be a pizza history. Edit: Thank you for getting this on the front page!"

"I love the smell of a camp fire. It reminds me of the night we kille....nnn.....I just love smell of campfires."

"What's small and green and smells like pork? Kermit's Finger."

"every coat is a fur coat when your cat sleeps on it"

"Throwing acid is wrong... ...in some people's eyes."