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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock. Who's there? It's me Mario!"
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"A man walks into a bar And tells a terrible joke about shooting your father. He will never do that again."
"Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool? Shear laziness."
"Fired from my court room sketch artist job, for putting thought bubbles on people's heads saying ""The court room sketch artist is so hunky."""
"How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate? He already told you so."
"Toddlers & Ghosts -haunt you at all hours -lots of moaning/screaming -unclear motives -not helpful with housework -randomly open cupboards"
"Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue? Because he made his rabbi a little cross."
"Do you know what the twins were doing in the wigwam? I can't tell you... it's *two-in-tents*."
"""I better pee first."" - me, before doing anything"
"Writing a chemistry exam tomorrow Learned that I can't trust atoms...they make up everything :p"