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Joke of the Day
"What do you call painful constipation? Excretiating pain"
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"movie reviews r fun to read if u imagine the reviewer is complainig abot their life: ""bad dialogue"" ""not funy"" ""why is shia labeouf in this"""
"I wasn't entirely comfortable slaughtering that goat under the light of a full moon but grandma's gravy recipe was very specific."
"-Knock knock -Who's there? -Go fuck yourself!"
"Have you heard the watermelon joke? You have now! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^I'msosorry"
"*moves heaven & earth for her* *moves more left *more left *little right *little more right *moves heaven & earth back to original spot*"
"Tony the Tiger knows that Chuck Norris is G-R-E-A-T!"
"Learning from your own mistakes is the biggest mistake you can make. Carefully observe the stupidity of others and learn from theirs instead"
"In exchange for eternal youth, Amanda promised a witch her firstborn child. Amanda's a lesbian."
"Her: I just don't like you, no one does Me: What, why? is it my hair? Her: no Me: MY LOOKS!? Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god"